This one is just for the heck of it. Curious to see who is on y'all's hearts' lists. :-)

To My Varied and Glorious Husbands

I am a modern woman made.

And feel for my part no

man will complete me.

It must take 7.

At the least.

To Westley, man in black,

did my heart first belong,

and to him is it still true.

But Johnny, my dear Cossack,

had the sacking of my mind

with his earnest, literate eyes.

I must be composed for Bono, singer

of my heart's band, speaker

of an Irish accent;

yet chief of my isle's

tribe is mine own Colin Firth.

He. Smoulders.

Of thoes four does my heart's

list consist. To them must

I pay homage and honor.

But 3 slots more are retained

To these 3:

Rivers Cuomo,

Tobey Maguire,

Ewan McGregor

are sent my humble adoration.

For who can not

be felicitious

made (maid?)

by the subtle glories of wifedom!